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Joke Of The Day

Akpos was abducted by kidnappers and taken to an unknown location.The kidnappers beat him for a while and askedhim, “Which of your family members should we call to pay the ransom.”

A surprised Akpos replied: “I don’t have a family now. All my family members ran away after I was suddenly bugged down with fever, intense weakness, muscle pain, headache andsore throat.

This was followed by vomiting, diarrhoea, rash…

Akpos did not even finish speaking before all the kidnappers jumped out of windows and fled.

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5 Office Position Women Should Avoid To Stop Men From Taking Advantage Of You

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See what Tonto Dikeh looks like with makeup

This pic is somehow hilarious .does she look OK or like a movie creature called smiggle

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Kcee kissing Phyno or Is it the camera Angle

This happened in the recently conducted MAMA AWARDS when this pic was taken which actually looks like a kiss or is it the camera angle as said by popular Nigerian artist Phyno who tweeted his response .  See pics below

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PIC: See what girls are using to decieve you

This girl was born without eyebrowns at all but with make-up she can make herself more beautiful that even those that have it.  Guys if your girl is a natural beauty ..respect her *wink*

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How Kenyan Doctor Made Millions From Selling Condoms

Dr. Faith Ndiwa, a private doctor at Central Bank of Kenya, has become a millionaire from selling condoms.In 2013, the young medical practitioner launched LaBonte Ltd the first ever condom Delivery Company inEast Africa, with a service called in ‘Dial-A-CD’, which delivers condoms to clients’ doorsteps.Faith, who says she was inspired to set up the condom delivery service from personal experience and the prevalence of HIV/Aids in Africa, said that just 6 months after she started running the services, she had fifteen staff members due to the volume of orders.When she started, she advised, ‘If you feel like having sex, just call in aletwa and you are safe.’A year later, Dr. Ndiwa is a millionaire, having broken even and made huge returns while taking time to advise her clients on safe, responsible and exciting sex practices.

NIGERIA Turns The Biggest Economy in Africa

Nigeria’s Economy Now The Biggest in Africa As GDP Soars To US$510 Billion, Beating South Africa’s US$353 Billion
Officials say Nigeria’s recalculated economy is worth $510billion, by far the biggest in Africa and easily surpassingthat of previous continental titleholder, South Africa, at $353 billion.Figures announced Sunday are the first recountsince1990 of the GDP of Africa’s biggest oil producer but dolittle for the 112 million Nigerians scrabbling to survive inpoverty.The International Monetary Fund had used the 1990 baseto estimate Nigeria’s GDP in 2013 at $292 billion. Butthat did not take into account new industries liketelecommunications, information technology, music,airlines, burgeoning online retail outlets and Nollywoodfilm production that didn’t exist when the last GDP countwas made in 1990. Then, there were 300,000 landlines.Today, Nigeria has 100 million cell phone users.

OMG: Is Kerry Washington Bleaching?

I saw this pic and I got confused if it was really the kerry washington I know..what do you think?
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Pic of the day: Fake Body Parts

Hmmm. I just couldn't stop laughing when I saw this pic..ok I know its a serious issue for the guys but I cant believe that some girls would go this extent of even wearing fake body parts just to attract men. *angry. Guys beware!!

Pic: Boy beheads his fellow boy and is caught with the head in his hand

The world and Ghana keeps getting scarier by the day, the photo above is of a boy who was arrested for beheading another boy, reasons for the beheading unknown but obviously for some spiritual works as young men of today will do anything for quick money.The Techiman police nabbed the boy and the photo you see above was taken. Is this fair? Tell us the appropriate punishment for this boy. Wickedness at it’s peak.

TOP 10 Most realistic 3D Tattoos

This tattoos look so real I wished I had one on me. *wink*

Wise Fool

A plane was about to crash and there were only four parachutes on the plane. Meanwhile there were five people on it. The first person, Lionel Messi,said, "I'm the world's best footballer right now, I cant die now!" So he took one of the parachutes and left.The second person, Aliko Dangote, said, "I'm the richest man in Africa, I can't die now, I'm needed inAfrica!" So he took the second parachute and left. The third was the Nigerien President and he said,"I'm the smartest President in the world, so I cant die now, my people still need me!" So he took one and left. Then it was left with the Pope and a little school girl. The Pope said to the little girl, "Take the last one, I'll sacrifice my life for you." The little girl replied, "No need for that,There are two parachutes left." The pope asked her,"How come?" The little girl replied, "The Nigerian President took my school bag.

PIC OF THE DAY!

Lols.. this is soo funny!.. national delegates undergoing a sleeping competition in CONFAB.. what do you think?

Chris Brown In Jail Over Rihanna's Beating

I saw this in another blog so i decided to share it to my lovely fans..

According to reports, other prisoners are giving Chris Brown hell in jail for attacking RihannaFromHollywood Life"One inmate said in passing ‘you a b***h for hitting Rihanna,’” a source close to the situation exclusively reveals to HollywoodLife.com. Chris is doing his best not to listen to the banter, however, it does make him “extremely upset” when he hears such sentiments.“They be saying other stuff too, like ‘you ain’t norapper, you’re a whack R&B singer,’” the source continues. “They’re in there trying to break him down.

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Justin Bieber Shows Off New Tattoo

The 20 year old pop star is obviously obsessed with Tattoos. He took to his instagram page yesterday to show off the new tattoo he got, which includes a Korean mask, a boombox and fish scales,which covered his whole left arm. See another pic after the cut

Akpos's Wife (funny pic)

Could this be TRUE? .Lolss

Pic Of The Day

This is what our generation is degenerating into, very soon ,instead of "you may kiss your bride" it will turn to "you may now update your facebook status and post your tweets".. lolss. What do you think?

WISE SPEECH

There were eleven people – ten men and one woman – hanging onto a rope that came down from a helicopter. They all decided that one person should get off, because if they didn’t, the rope would break and everyone would die.No one could decide who should go, so finally, the woman gave a really touching speech saying how she would give up her life to save the others, because women were used to giving upthings for their husbands and children, giving in to men, and not receiving anything in return. When she finished speaking, all the men started clapping. .I guess what happened...THEY FELL!!!

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CHICKEN CONDOM

A man gets stranded in the woods. After walking for miles in the dark, he sees a farm from the distance. He concludes he could lay his head for the night. So he knocks on the door and someone who appears to be the ownerof the farm opens, "Howdy, can I help you?"After telling his story of how he got lost in the woods, the farmer thinks fora second and says, "I have one room which my daughter sleeps in. You can join her for the night till next morning.But I'm going to kill you if you do or try anything with her!The man agrees. To be sure, The farmer decides to place eight eggs in the centre of his daughter's bed.Hours later in the middle of the night, the stranger passionately makes love to the farmer's daughter breaking all the eight eggs placed between them. After their romp, they glued all the eggs together back to its unbroken state.In the morning, when the man had left, the father goes to fetch the eggs from her daughter's room, all of them intact, and brings them to the kitchen ready to make breakfast. He breaks the first, nothing, the second, nothing, until the eighth. He becomes furious, goes upstairs, takes out his pump action, goes out to the back and screams, "WHICH MOTHERF**KING CHICKEN IS USING CONDOM?!"