RESPONSIBLE FATHER (REAL FUNNY)

SON: Mummy, today on our way back on
the bus daddy told me to give up my seat
for a woman.
MOTHER: Well that's responsible of your
father. I hope u stood up.
SON: I tried not to but daddy insisted.
MOTHER: Well you shouldn't have
hesitated, am sure he felt embarrassed.
Next time don't do that...OK?
SON: But mummy I was seating on daddy's
lap!