BEFORE I CHANGE MY MIND

Never argue with a woman, just use your
brains like this guy.
A man went on a night out with his friends
the wife is furious and tells the kids that
when he comes back they must not open
the door for him.
At about 12 midnight the man comes back
and knocks...the Wife tells him "Go back
and sleep where you are coming from!!!"
Judging by her tone of voice that her fury
is about to overflow and the man
answered "Relax I'm not here to sleep, I'm
here to collect condoms in my room on
top of the table or just give them to me.
There're lots of women at the party!"
The wife opened the door and said "You
are not going anywhere come in here
before I change my mind!"