GRASS EATER

Akpos was in his
limousine when he saw
a man eating grass by
the roadside.
He ordered his driver to
stop and he got out to
investigate.
AKPOS: Why are you
eating grass?
POOR MAN: I don't have
any money for food.
AKPOS: Oh, please come
to my house!
POOR MAN: But sir, I
have a wife and five
children.
AKPOS: Bring them
along!
They all climbed into the
limousine. They begin to
leave
POOR MAN: Sir, you are
too kind. Thank you for
taking all of us in.
AKPOS: No, problem. I
like feeding the hungry.
The grass at my house
is over seven feet tall, it
will be enough for you
and all of your family
members!