DRINK FROM THE RIVER

A Preacher said: "If I had all the beer in
the world, I'd take it and throw it into
the river". And the congregation cried,
"Amen!" "And if I had all the wine in the
world, I'd take it and throw it in the
river". And the congregation cried,
"Amen!" "And if I had all the whiskey
and rum in the world, I'd take it all and
throw it in the river". Again the
congregation cried, "Amen!"
The preacher sat down. The deacon then
stood up & said: "For our closing hymn,
let's turn to page 126 of our hymn books
and sing, 'We shall drink from that river".
THE CONGREGATION SCREAMED
HALLELUJAH!!!