ITS ME (SO FUNNY)

Jonathan met with the Queen of
England.
He asked her, "How do you run such an
efficient government? Are there any tips
u can give to me? I want to help
Nigeria."
"Well," said the Queen, "the most
important thing is to surround yourself
with intelligent people."
Jonathan frowned, and then asked,"But
how do i know the people around me
are really intelligent?"
The Queen replied, "Oh, that's easy, you
just ask them to answer an intelligent
riddle." The Queen pushed a button on
her intercom. "Please send David
Cameron in here, would you?"
David Cameron walked into the room
and said,"Yes, your majesty?"
The Queen smiled and said, "Answer this
riddle. David, your mother and father
have a child, it is not your brother and it
is not your sister. Who is it?" Without
pausing for a minute David Cameron
answered, "that would be me."
"Yes, very good," said the Queen.
Jonathan went back home to ask his Vice
President Sambo.
JONATHAN: Answer this. Your mother
and your father have a child, it's not
your brother and it's not your sister,
who is it?
SAMBO: "I'm not sure, let me get back
to you."
He asked all his staff in the Office but
none could give him an answer. Finally,
one day, VP Sambo ran into Dora
Akunyili. Sambo asked, Dora,
SAMBO: Your mother and father have a
child and it's not your brother or sister,
who is it?"
Dora answered sharply, "That's easy, its
me!" Sambo smiled,and said "Thanks!"
Then he went back to speak with
President Jonathan.
Sambo: Sir, I have the answer to that
riddle, It's Dora Akunyili!
Jonathan got angry,he said to Sambo.
"No wonder Nigeria isn't moving
forward, I am surrounded by Dummies!
The answer is David Cameron!"
WHO IS MORE INTELLIGENT?

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