DEFINITION OF GOVERNMENT

A teacher was teaching her second grade class
about the government, so for homework that
one day, she told her students to ask their
parents what the Government is.

When Little Akpos got home that day, he went
up to his dad and asked his dad what the
government was.
His dad thought for a while and answered,
''Look at it this way: I'm the president, your
mom is Congress, your maid is the work
force, you are the people and your baby
brother is the future.''
''I still don't get it'' responded the Little
Akpos.
''Why don't you sleep on it then? Maybe you'll
understand it better,'' said the dad.
''Okay then...good night''

Little Akpos went off
to bed.
In the middle of the night, Little Akpos was
awakened by his baby brother's crying. He
went to his baby brother's crib and found that
his baby brother had taken a crap in his
diaper. So Little Akpos went to his parent's
room to get help. When he got to his parent's
bedroom, he looked through the keyhole to
check if his parents were asleep. Through the
keyhole he saw his mom loudly snoring, but
his dad wasn't there.
So he went to the maid's room. When he
looked through the maid's room keyhole, he
saw his dad having sex with his maid. Little

Akpos was surprised, but then he just realised
something and thinks aloud,

''OH! Now I understand the government! The
president is screwing the work force, congress
is fast asleep, nobody cares about the people,
and the future is full of shit!''