JEALOUS FATHER

SON: Daddy, I fell in love and want to date
this
awesome girl!
FATHER : That's great son. Who is she?
SON : It's Sandra, the neighbor's daughter
FATHER : Ohhh! I wish you hadn't said that. I
have to tell u something son, but you must
promise not to tell your mother. Sandra is
actually your sister.

The boy naturally bummed out, but a couple
of months later

SON: Daddy, I fell in love again and she is
even hotter!
FATHER: That's great son. Who is she?
SON: It's Angela, the other neighbor's
daughter.
FATHER: Ohhhh! I wish you hadn't said that.
Angela is also your sister.
This went on couple of times and the son was
so mad, he went straight to his mother

SON: Mum I am so mad at dad! I fell in love
with six girls but, I can't date any of them
because daddy is their father!

The mother hugs him affectionately

MOTHER: My love, you can date whoever you
want. Don't listen to him. He isn't your father.