THE CLOSET

A woman takes a lover home during the day
while her husband is at work. Her 9-year old
son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and
hides in the bedroom closet to watch.
The woman's husband also comes home. She
puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that
the little boy is in there already.

The little boy
says, "Dark in here". The man says, "Yes, it is"
BOY: I have a baseball. MAN: That's nice. BOY:Want to buy it?
MAN: No, thanks.
BOY: My dads outside.
MAN: OK, how much?
BOY:$150.
MAN: Sold!

In the next few weeks, it happens again that
the boy and the lover are in the closet
together.

BOY: Dark in here.
MAN: Yes, it is.
BOY: I have a Wilson infielders glove. MAN: How much?
BOY: $350.
MAN: Highway robbery.Sold.

A few days later, the father says to the boy,
"Grab your gloves, lets go outside and have a
game of catch." The boy says, "I can't, I sold
my ball and my glove." The father asks, "How
much did you sell them for?" The boy says,
"$500" The father says, "That's terrible to
overcharge your
friends like that, that's way more than those
two things cost. I'm going to take you to
church and make you confess your greed."

They go to the church and the father makes
the little boy sit in the confession booth and
he closes the door.
BOY: Dark in here.
PRIEST: Don't start that shit again, you're in
my closet now!