WHY I GOT DIVORCED

:::::::::::::Why I got divorced::::::::::::

Last week was my birthday. My wife didn't
wish me, my parents forgot and so did my
kids. I went to work, even my colleagues
didn't wish me.
As I entered my cabin my secretary said,
"Happy Birthday Boss!". I felt so special, she
asked me out to lunch. After lunch, she
invited me to her apartment and we went
there. She said, "Do you mind if I go into the
bedroom for a minute?"

"Okay", I said

She came out 5 minutes later with a cake, my
wife, my parents, my kids, my friends and my
colleagues all screaming, "SURPRISE!!!"

...and I was waiting on the sofa. NAKED!