Tuesday, 22 October 2013

FINALLY TOGETHER

Agnes married and had 13 children. When
her husband died, she married again and
had 7 more children. Again, her husband
died. So Agnes remarried and this time
had 5 more children. Alas, she finally died.
Standing before her coffin, the preacher
prayed for her. He thanked the Lord for
this very loving woman and said, "Lord,
they're finally together."
One mourner leaned over and quietly
asked her friend, "Do you think he means
her first, second or third husband?"
The friend replied, "I think he means her
legs."

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